How to have great sex

Step 1: Find an attractive partner (If not possible see step 6)
Step 2: Find an agreeable place for sex
Step 3: Be ready for sex
Step 4: Insert object of your choosing into desired orifice
Step 5: Repeat
Step 6: Consider writing a blog

How to write a blog

Step1: Buy the internets
Step2: Find a blogging site
Step3: Go to the awesome How 2 blog
Step4: Be amazed
Step5: Give up
Step6: Wallow in sadness that nobody will be your friend
Step7: Write an emo blog