I've decided to do story day once a week to add a little variety. This stories will be fictional and hopefully funny. Next story day will be next week, so check back for updates and new things as well!
I was walking down the street because I'm a big fat guy. People pulled up in a car and started throwing muffins at me screamin "EAT THIS FATTY", I cried but still ate the muffins. They were just so good I picked a handful of up and ran. Then, I went the school playground. Some kids jumped on my back they kept saying they wanted to ride a fat horsey. I tried to run away but there were so many of them I didn't know what to do. I picked up the kid on my back and started using him to beat the other kids. It was terrible. There was blood every where. There was a little kid on the ground barely able to keep his eyes open he looked up to me and asked "Is this real life?"
ALL I WANTED WAS TO EAT MUFFINS IN PEACE!
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