Step 1: Read How 2 blog to learn how to have great sex. If that fails go to step 2.
Step 2: Go to a bar.
Step 3: Don't drink but hit on attractive people and get rejected
Step 4: Find an attractive person who rejected you
Step 5: Punch them in the face
Step 6: Throw you're drink on a tough guy in the bar
Step 7: Run, if your fat: lol you're fucked
Step 8: Be thankful you didn't get caught
Step 9: Forget what you were doing and punch a police officer
Step 10: Realize that the "How to enjoy life post" on How 2 blog says nothing about enjoying YOUR life lol.
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