Wednesday, July 7, 2010

How to be successful writer

Step 1: Familiarize yourself with various styles of famous literature
Step 2: Write a book. Take anywhere between 1 month - 1 year or more.
Step 3: FAIL
Step 4: Develop a drinking habit and go to a local club and be the usual douche bag.
Step 5: Chronically write about your life
Step 6: $$PROFIT$$
Step 7: Live in the fame and glory
Step 8: Develop a coke habit
Step 9: Go broke
Step 10: Write about your rise and fall
Step 11: $$PROFIT$$ (Again)

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